A Real Story

Very Shocking..... This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. You used to be never found without her without handphone. In fact she also changed her cell connection fromAirtel to Vodafone, so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knew about their relationship.. Shankar was very close to Priya's family as well. (Just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends 'If I pass away please burn me with my handphone' she also said the same thing to her
parents.
On her way to home from college she met with an accident and died. After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so but still cant everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were the same.

Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father. He took a stick andstarted speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket.

After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily and they then carried her into the van. All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away..

After 2 weeks Shankarcalled Priya's mom.....
Shankar :....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.'

Her mother replied..... 'You come home first, I wanna tell you something veryimportant.' After he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool.

He was laughing and said 'don't try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense'. Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe.... (Shankar started to sweat)

He said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday.. She still calls me. Shankar was shaking. Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. 'see this is from Priya, see this....' he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed inside the grave box They were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his master Worked for 5 hours.










Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them....













Vodafone has the best coverage. 'Where ever you go, our network follows!!!'

here r sum teasers......

1. If you had only one match, on a freezing winter day, and you
entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a
wood burning stove, which should you light first???

2. How many flowers do I have if all but two are jasmines, all but two are lily and all but two are rose?

3. when is 2 plus 2 equal to 5?

4. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

5. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?

6. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-
four minutes past noon on May 6th

7. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

8. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?

9. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time.
How did the driver see the man?

10. Two fathers and two sons went into a bar to have a drink together. They spent fifteen pounds altogether and each man spent the same amount. How much did each man spend?

11. A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word?

High Scorer

Each Right Question receives 1 point ......

lets see who ll be the high scorer...............

Q1: A father and his son are involved in a car accident, as a result of which the son is rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. The surgeon looks at him and says “I can’t operate on him, he’s my son”. Explain. (The answer is not “step-father”!)

Q2: What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?

Q3: How many birthdays does a typical woman have?
Q4: If a plane crashes on the Indian/Pakistan border, where do you bury the survivors?

Q5: A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?

Q6: Which side of a cat contains the most hair?

Q7: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?

Boss Vs Employee

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life,we all need $omething mo$t de$perately.I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport,including $weat and $ervice to ur company.

I am $ure u ll gue$ wat i mean and re$pond $oon..




Yor$ Sincerely,


Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear Norman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOw a days ,NOthing much has been changed.You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet..

NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if theUnited States may go into aNOther recession.After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.s

I have NOthing more to add NOw.You kNOw what i mean.

Yours truly,

Manager.

Try to answer these........

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Read Till the END.........

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' The woman said, 'That`s okay.' For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. The woman replied,

'That`s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM-she`s the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. ' The woman said, 'That`s okay, because what`s mine is his and what`s his is mine.' So, KAZAM-she`s the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I`d like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don`t mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they`re really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Letter from a guy tired of chain mails!!!!

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2008.

Because of your kindness:


I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands & is suffering from AIDS.

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause
cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to
Uganda ,
Singapore and Tokyo .


When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she
is, for
fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys
and leave
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been
7 since
1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
paid
vacation to Disneyland .

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh
Vandana,
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..

Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!

You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send
them to
your friends.

If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me
"Orkut is
deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my
E-Mail
account!

I have daily checked my ATM balance to see if Bill Gates have shared some of his fortune with me for sending those crap "BillGates is sharing his fortune'' emails but nothing happened...

No Thanks & No Regards whatsoever,

A Totally Frustrated Software Engineer.



IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you send this to at least 28,269,433 people in the next 10 seconds,

Tomorrow will be Today ...

This is how Management will be.....

How to catch a Lion?

Newton's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion. ************ ******** Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.. Now you can trap it easily. ************ ******** Software Engineer Method: Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion. ************ ******** Indian Police Method: Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion . ************ ******** Rajnikanth Method : Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself. ************ ******** Jayalalitha Method: Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping ! ************ ******** Manirathnam Method (director): Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide. ************ ******** Karan Johar Method (director): Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont! ************ ******** Yash Chopra method (director): Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location. ************ ******** Govinda method: Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. The Lion will drop dead just watching! ************ ******** Menaka Gandhi method: Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously. ************ ******** George bush method: Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!! ************ ******** Ravi Shastri method: Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders ************

Think +++++++++++ve

Think +++++++++++ve

Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father:"But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"


Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

Competetive Ads....

murder of English

See, how people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications; )

· Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

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· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

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· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

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· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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emo repu podduna manam kuda ilagey rasthamemo

A SHEET OF PAPER

ENTRIES FOR AN ART CONTEST AT THE HISHORN MODERN ART GALLERY IN DC.

THE RULE WAS THAT THE ARTIST COULD USE ONLY ONE SHEET OF PAPER.

HA HA HA HA.....

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Dad:Son, what do u want for ur birth day?

Son:No much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.




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Man: my wife is too good
she can talk on any subject for hours.


Friend: Ahh !! my wife is better,
she does not even need a subject to talk about.




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Q:what is the extereme height of stupidity?
A: Two sardars sitting in a auto fighting for corner seat!!!!




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A STORY OF 5 FRIENDS..

F ive friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.

MAD: Is it police station ???
Police: Yes, what is the matter ???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke.

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Alley alley bura lagaaaa....

Joke tha re .....

MAGICAL TAP

DO YOU THINK ITS POSSIBLE??





THINK OF.......

NOW WHAT DO U SAY........






YES ITS.. POSSIBLE..



BUT HOW?????????




THE MAGICAL TAP WHICH APPEARS TO FLOAT IN THE SKY WITH AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF WATER.IN ACTUALITY ,THERE IS A PIPE HIDDEN IN THE STREAM OF WATER.

THE CONSTRUCTION IS FASCINATING AND IS EASY TO MAKE,IF THE PIPE IS MADE OF TRANSPARENT PERSPEX THAN YOU WOULD NEVER SEE IT INSIDE THE WATER STREAM.




HOW IS THE CONCEPT?????????




REALLY AMAGING KADAAAAA........



FOR MORE POSTS .......KEEP ON VISITING....... N HAVE FUN :)

Very Interesting.......Best Sunset Photo of the Day

Hi Everyone, here are some marvalous sun set scene and im sure you will like to see it again again and again ......... ......... ......... just go ahead slowly slowly .........

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OOps....You are a little bit late, its night now, visit tomorrow

HeHeHeHeHehhahahaha ha, No Problem, Tomorrow..

God comes and says

God comes and says: -

"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk.

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man. God gets mad and says,

"You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"
"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies,

"I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Java Interview attended by our SARDAR

This is How the session goes........


Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?

A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will

have 3 tyres.



Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which

methodology will follow?

A. Send it through courier.



Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?

A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.



Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?

A. Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.



Q. Explain RMI Architecture?

A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.



Q. What is the use of Servlets ?

A. In hotels, they can replace servers.



Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads?

A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for

process.



Q. What is JAR file ?

A. File that can be kept inside a jar.



Q. What is JINI?

A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.



Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?

A. I will give invitation.



Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?

A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.



Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?

A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.



hahahahahahahahahaha

W HO IS T HE G REATEST?

cow,Ant & Donkey

Cow , ant & a Donkey are debating on who is the greatest among three of THEM

So here it goes........ ......... .

Cow : I give 50 litters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest.

Ant : I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the Greatest.

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HELLO-WHY ARE YOU SCROLLING DOWN??

ITS YOUR TURN NOW - PLEASE SPEAK UP