here r sum teasers......

1. If you had only one match, on a freezing winter day, and you
entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a
wood burning stove, which should you light first???

2. How many flowers do I have if all but two are jasmines, all but two are lily and all but two are rose?

3. when is 2 plus 2 equal to 5?

4. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

5. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?

6. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-
four minutes past noon on May 6th

7. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

8. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?

9. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time.
How did the driver see the man?

10. Two fathers and two sons went into a bar to have a drink together. They spent fifteen pounds altogether and each man spent the same amount. How much did each man spend?

11. A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word?