Java Interview attended by our SARDAR

This is How the session goes........


Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?

A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will

have 3 tyres.



Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which

methodology will follow?

A. Send it through courier.



Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?

A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.



Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?

A. Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.



Q. Explain RMI Architecture?

A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.



Q. What is the use of Servlets ?

A. In hotels, they can replace servers.



Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads?

A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for

process.



Q. What is JAR file ?

A. File that can be kept inside a jar.



Q. What is JINI?

A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.



Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?

A. I will give invitation.



Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?

A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.



Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?

A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.



hahahahahahahahahaha

W HO IS T HE G REATEST?

cow,Ant & Donkey

Cow , ant & a Donkey are debating on who is the greatest among three of THEM

So here it goes........ ......... .

Cow : I give 50 litters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest.

Ant : I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the Greatest.

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HELLO-WHY ARE YOU SCROLLING DOWN??

ITS YOUR TURN NOW - PLEASE SPEAK UP

THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25^th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.

This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" ..

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "

4 Squares Problem.........Can you solve it....:-)

NOW TRY TO SOLVE THE 4 QUESTIONS GIVEN BELOW






ARE U READY???












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IT S VERY EASY .....


I THINK U R READY WITH THE SOLN...



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NOW UR SECOND QUESTION



IT'S NOT SO EASY AS OF EARLIER.....













U CAN DO IT ............





KK SCROLL DOWN FOR ANSWER....


















I THINK U GOT IT ..R8..







KK NOW UR 3RD QUESTION.....






THIS IS A BIT DIFFICULT...









HERE COMES UR QUESTION









HMMM.........


DONT SCROLL DOWN IMMEDIATELY








U CAN DO IT





AREY!!! Y CANT U TRY YAAR...









KK........ SCROLL DOWN FOR ANSWER
















WOOOOOW







U R REALLY ONE AMONG THE FEW TALENTED ONES(IF U SOLVE THAT)










KK HERE COMES UR 4TH QUESTION


















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SORRY UR TIME IS UP


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IT WAS JUST TO SEE HOW OUR MINDS ARE CONDITIONED



SO ALWAYS BE POSITIVE....



U CAN DO ANY THING..........

Entrance Exam Fantastic

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hmmmm i think it's easy way to earn money....

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened.



Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to

God, India, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of
Indiaas a joke.



The Finance Minister was so amused, he instructed his secretary to
send the little boy Rs.20.

The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to
a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank
you note to God, which read:



"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I
noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Delhi,and
those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes..."

Really BRILLIANT

Really BRILLIANT

This artist is painting a Monkey.....

Watch closely...

I hope you realized where the Monkey is...