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See, how people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications; )

· Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

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· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

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· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

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· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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emo repu podduna manam kuda ilagey rasthamemo

A SHEET OF PAPER

ENTRIES FOR AN ART CONTEST AT THE HISHORN MODERN ART GALLERY IN DC.

THE RULE WAS THAT THE ARTIST COULD USE ONLY ONE SHEET OF PAPER.

HA HA HA HA.....

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Dad:Son, what do u want for ur birth day?

Son:No much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.




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Man: my wife is too good
she can talk on any subject for hours.


Friend: Ahh !! my wife is better,
she does not even need a subject to talk about.




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Q:what is the extereme height of stupidity?
A: Two sardars sitting in a auto fighting for corner seat!!!!




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MAD: Is it police station ???
Police: Yes, what is the matter ???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke.

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HeHeHeHeHehhahahaha ha, No Problem, Tomorrow..

God comes and says

God comes and says: -

"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk.

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man. God gets mad and says,

"You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"
"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies,

"I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."